oH MY GOD RUSH I’M WATCHING ELF
AND BUDDY IS TALKING TO THE SANTA AND HE GOES
“YOU’RE A FAKE, YOU SMELL LIKE BEEF AND CHEESE.”
THAT’S WHERE I GOT THE THING
…but I thought you knew that’s where it was from and you were making fun of my profound love for Christmas…
you amaZE ME SOMETIMES. GOD YOURE OBLIVIOUS AND NAIVE ONE SEC THEN A DRUNK GUARDIAN THE NEXT DHEN UOURE BONES. IDK WHO RU ANYMORE.
also come over I’ll make peppermint hotcoco it’s gr9